Something Rich and Strange

I finally got to Kathmandu,
It’s got Mt. Everest and Schumi, too.
Next week I’m gettin’ outta here,
But first I got a lot to do.

I got no beef against the Middle East;
They really can put on a feast.
But they don’t have that abominable beast,
(I’m sure it’s gonna show).

That's why I'm here in Kathmandu,
To the mountains is where I'm going to.
Yeti Air is gonna get me there,
I hope they get me back, too.

I guess I kinda miss the USA.
I’m going back there one of these days.
In the meantime I’m gonna stay,
Right here in Kathmandu.

With apologies to, well, everyone, but especially to Bob Seeger, whose work I mangled.